i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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