Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
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