Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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