Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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