I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Randomize
