u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
