At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
I'm really busy with my period
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