I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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