please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize