I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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