i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I wanna passion pit in your ass
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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