i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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