Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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