I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
The police scanner is talking about you again....
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Randomize
