Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize