ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Randomize
