I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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