every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
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