Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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