AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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