Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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