you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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