I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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