How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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