how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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