don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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