Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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