READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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