i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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