Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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