You made me cry and you don't even care
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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