He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
please don't ironically join a cult
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