I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
i think im in europe. pls send help
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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