Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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