put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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