I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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