Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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