Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
