Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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