if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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