check it out our google latitudes are spooning
This gyro tastes like lonliness
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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