So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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