I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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