I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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