Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
