Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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