i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
