it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
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