I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Randomize
