is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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