woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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