I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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