That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Randomize
