Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Randomize
